Thursday, November 29, 2007
Difference between love and marriage
A student asks a teacher: What is love?
The teacher said: In order to answer your question, go to the paddy field and choose the biggest paddy and come back. But the rule is: You can go through them only once and cannot turn back to pick.
The student went to the field, go thru first row, he saw one big paddy, but he wonders....may be there is a bigger one later. Then he saw another bigger one... but may be there is an even bigger one waiting for him.
Later, when he finished more than half of the paddy field, he start to realize that the paddy is not as big as the previous one he saw, he know he has missed the biggest one, and he regretted. So, he ended up went back to the teacher with empty hand.
The teacher told him, this is love... you keep looking for a better one, but when later you realize, you have already miss the person.
The student asked: What is marriage then?
The teacher said: In order to answer your question, go to the corn field and choose the biggest corn and come back. But the rule is: You can go through them only once and cannot turn back to pick.
The student went to the corn field, this time he is careful not to repeat the previous mistake, when he reach the middle of the field, he has picked one medium corn that he feel satisfied, and came back to the teacher.
The teacher told him, this time you bring back a corn.... you look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get.... this is marriage.
The teacher said: In order to answer your question, go to the paddy field and choose the biggest paddy and come back. But the rule is: You can go through them only once and cannot turn back to pick.
The student went to the field, go thru first row, he saw one big paddy, but he wonders....may be there is a bigger one later. Then he saw another bigger one... but may be there is an even bigger one waiting for him.
Later, when he finished more than half of the paddy field, he start to realize that the paddy is not as big as the previous one he saw, he know he has missed the biggest one, and he regretted. So, he ended up went back to the teacher with empty hand.
The teacher told him, this is love... you keep looking for a better one, but when later you realize, you have already miss the person.
The student asked: What is marriage then?
The teacher said: In order to answer your question, go to the corn field and choose the biggest corn and come back. But the rule is: You can go through them only once and cannot turn back to pick.
The student went to the corn field, this time he is careful not to repeat the previous mistake, when he reach the middle of the field, he has picked one medium corn that he feel satisfied, and came back to the teacher.
The teacher told him, this time you bring back a corn.... you look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get.... this is marriage.
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Contact :
Sri Sathya Sai Institute Higher Medical Sciences,
E.P.I.P . Area, WhiteField, Bangalore
Write to:
Sri Sathya Sai Institute of Higher Medical Sciences
EPIP Area, Whitefield, Bangalore 560 066, Karnataka, INDIA.
Call:
Telephone: +91- 080- 28411500 Fax +91 - 080- 28411502
Employment related +91- 080- 28411500 Ext. 415
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Pass it to all, it will help some one.
Everywhere Gujarati
Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a newChairman for Microsoft Europe. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is Arun Doshi an Indian (Gujrati) guy.
Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for coming and asking those who do notknow JAVA program to leave. 2000 people leave the room. Arun says to himself, 'I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try'
Bill Gates asked the candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people to leave. 2000 people leave the room. Arun says to himself ' I never managed anybody by myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me?' So he stays.
Then Bill Gates asked candidates who do not have management diplomas to leave.500 people leave the room. Arun says to himself, 'I left school at 15 but what have I got to lose?' So he stays in the room.
Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serbo - Croat to leave. 498 people leave the room. Arun says to himself, ' I do not speak one word of Serbo - Croat but what do I have to lose?' So he stays and finds himself with one other candidate.
Everyone else has gone. Bill Gates joined them and said 'Apparently you are the only two candidates who speak Serbo - Croat, so I'd now like to hear you have a conversation together in that language.'
Calmly, Arun turns to the other candidate and says `kem chhhe' The other candidate answers 'ek dam majama'.
Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for coming and asking those who do notknow JAVA program to leave. 2000 people leave the room. Arun says to himself, 'I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try'
Bill Gates asked the candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people to leave. 2000 people leave the room. Arun says to himself ' I never managed anybody by myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me?' So he stays.
Then Bill Gates asked candidates who do not have management diplomas to leave.500 people leave the room. Arun says to himself, 'I left school at 15 but what have I got to lose?' So he stays in the room.
Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serbo - Croat to leave. 498 people leave the room. Arun says to himself, ' I do not speak one word of Serbo - Croat but what do I have to lose?' So he stays and finds himself with one other candidate.
Everyone else has gone. Bill Gates joined them and said 'Apparently you are the only two candidates who speak Serbo - Croat, so I'd now like to hear you have a conversation together in that language.'
Calmly, Arun turns to the other candidate and says `kem chhhe' The other candidate answers 'ek dam majama'.
Natural Justice
A man and his wife were in a court for their divorce case.
The Problem was who should get custody of the child.
The wife screamed and jumped up and said: "Your Honor. I brought The child into the world with all the pain and labor.
The child Should be in my custody."
The judge turned to the husband and said: "What do you have to Say in your defense?"
The man sat for a while contemplating. ..then slowly rose. "Your Honor... If I put a dollar in a Pepsi Vending Machine and a Pepsi Comes out...
Whose Pepsi is it... The machine's or mine?"
The Problem was who should get custody of the child.
The wife screamed and jumped up and said: "Your Honor. I brought The child into the world with all the pain and labor.
The child Should be in my custody."
The judge turned to the husband and said: "What do you have to Say in your defense?"
The man sat for a while contemplating. ..then slowly rose. "Your Honor... If I put a dollar in a Pepsi Vending Machine and a Pepsi Comes out...
Whose Pepsi is it... The machine's or mine?"
Life's Little Instruction Book
Have a firm handshake.Look people in the eye. Sing in the shower.Own a great stereo system.If in a fight, hit first and hit hard.Never give up on anybody. Miracles happen everyday. Always accept an outstretched hand. Be brave. Even if you're not, pretend to be. No one can tell the difference.Whistle.Avoid sarcastic remarks.Make it a habit to do nice things for people who will never find out.Lend only those books you never care to see again.Never deprive someone of hope; it might be all that they have. When playing games with children, let them win. Give people a second chance, but not a third.Become the most positive and enthusiastic person you know.Loosen up. Relax. Except for rare life-and-death matters, nothing is asimportant as it first seems.Don't allow the phone to interrupt important moments.It's there for your convenience, not the caller's.Be a good loser.Be a good winner.Think twice before burdening a friend with a secret. When someone hugs you, let them be the first to let go.Be modest. A lot was accomplished before you were born.Keep it simple.Beware of the person who has nothing to lose.Don't burn bridges. You'll be surprised how many times you have to cross the same river.Live your life so that your epitaph could read, No Regrets Be bold andcourageous. When you look back on life, you'll regret the things you didn'tdo more than the one's you did.Remember no one makes it alone. Have a grateful heart and be quick toacknowledge those who helped you.Take charge of your attitude. Don't let someone else choose it for you.Visit friends and relatives when they are in hospital; you need only stay afew minutes.Begin each day with some of your favorite music.Once in a while, take the scenic route.
Answer the phone with enthusiasm and energy in your voice.
Keep a note pad and pencil on your bed-side table. Million-dollar ideassometimes strike at 3 a.m.Show respect for everyone who works for a living, regardless of how trivialtheir job.Make someone's day by paying the toll for the person in the car behind you.Count your blessings.Compliment the meal when you're a guest in someone's home.Wave at the children on a school bus.Remember that 80 per cent of the success in any job is based on your abilityto deal with people. Don't expect life to be fair."Keep Smiling"
Answer the phone with enthusiasm and energy in your voice.
Keep a note pad and pencil on your bed-side table. Million-dollar ideassometimes strike at 3 a.m.Show respect for everyone who works for a living, regardless of how trivialtheir job.Make someone's day by paying the toll for the person in the car behind you.Count your blessings.Compliment the meal when you're a guest in someone's home.Wave at the children on a school bus.Remember that 80 per cent of the success in any job is based on your abilityto deal with people. Don't expect life to be fair."Keep Smiling"
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